Define: God

I read this from Genn’s post and immediately liked it. It is an essay written by an 8-year-old boy named Danny Dutton from Chula Vista, California. I thought the way he described God was honest, pure and simple. Although I am not a religious person, I find his essay very endearing with a touch of humor. I think he didn’t intend the humor part, it’s just him being a kid. That’s what makes this piece so special in my opinion.

Apparently there are rumors circulating that says Danny doesn’t exist and that this is actually written by an adult. Somewhat like a hoax. But I think that’s not important. It is still a nice essay to read nevertheless.

I am sharing this piece solely because I think it is worth a read, please read it with an open mind (no offense intended). Afterall it is just a very honest essay written by a child (or not…) on an interesting topic. Enjoy! 🙂

A Little Boy’s Explanation of God

One of God’s main jobs is making people.  He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth.  He doesn’t make grownups, just babies.  I think because they are smaller and easier to make.  That way He doesn’t have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk.  He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.

God’s second most important job is listening to prayers.  An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime.  God doesn’t have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this.  Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off.

God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy.  So you shouldn’t go wasting His time by going over your mom and dad’s head asking for something they said you couldn’t have.

Atheists are people who don’t believe in God.  I don’t think there are any in Chula Vista.  At least there aren’t any who come to our church.

Jesus is God’s Son.  He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn’t want to learn about God.  They finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him.  But He was good and kind, like His father, and He told His father that they didn’t know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.

His dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn’t have to go out on the road anymore.  He could stay in heaven.  So He did.  And now He helps His dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God.  Like a secretary, only more important.

You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.

You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God!

Don’t skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach.  This is wrong.  And besides the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway.

If you don’t believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can.  It is good to know He’s around you when you’re scared, in the dark or when you can’t swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.

But…you shouldn’t just always think of what God can do for you.  I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases.

And…that’s why I believe in God.

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20 comments on “Define: God

  1. Beth Ann says:

    Thanks for sharing this, Tien. Even if it wasn’t written by a child it is still worth reading! I really liked it and plan to share it !!! 🙂

  2. nrhatch says:

    I’m sure God doesn’t care whether we go to church on Sunday or not . . . religion and church are man’s creation, not God’s. 😉

    It’s telling that an eight year old has already absorbed the myths told in church ~ brainwashing works best when started at an early age.

    • Tien says:

      That’s very true Nancy! I always thought that if you really believe in God, then its really between you and God, and there’s no need to judge others how they do it i.e. whether by going to church or not.

  3. Fariza says:

    i like at the end of the article.. “I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases..” 😉

    Thanks for sharing~
    Have a beautiful sunday..The sun is finally out today!! ;D

  4. Kristin Brænne says:

    Stay excellent! ★

  5. nadia says:

    “He doesn’t make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn’t have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.” 😀

  6. Khanum says:

    “If you don’t believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He’s around you when you’re scared, in the dark or when you can’t swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.” ….. it’s truly honest and touching. 🙂

  7. Sendie-Lou says:

    Wow.. thanks for sharing this. Regardless of who wrote this essay it’s truly worth reading. I just subscribe to your blog! Love it. Nice to ‘Meet’ you!

  8. Sarah Batool says:

    What an honest write up,,,thanks for sharing 🙂
    “He doesn’t make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn’t have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.” how cute children sometimes can have their own interesting assumptions of the things around them

  9. SO touching–such a great read!

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